AWAY FROM THE SEA

whitepointer asked:

🏥 your first husband in a nurse uniform svdkdgdgs

jenasu:

🏥 OC in a nurse uniform

HE ISN’T EVEN AN OC YOU FIEND.

But I’ll allow it because I’m weak. 👉👈

skovenshemmeligheder:

txttletale:

we should start doing ancient aliens conspiracies but for buildings that arent even that old or impressive

No humans could make an apartment this complex

(via moonybyte)

everwindfields:

As someone who has a thin body type. I hope sso never adds a skinnier body type because i want all the fatphobic bitches in sso’s comments to stay mad. “Ill quit if sso doesn’t add a skinnier body type!” Ok do it. Quit right now.

(via genevievewindsong)

portraitofadumbassonfire:

If you’re wondering what that sound was, it’s Diana cackling from the afterlife.

(via keldeer)

lyanro:

balcklion:

* His mother is a physics teacher, he says to his mother: without touching the ball, throw it in another cup and get 50 dollars, look what his mother does! 😳😂*

SAME

(via moonybyte)

daydreamsandloveletters:

minimalism is cool but have you ever had all the things you love in your room

(via jellyadult)

raymusterio:

thememedaddy:

Last year, I was talking with my mom about parenting and she said “well at least I never made you feel like I didn’t love you”

I proceeded to tell her about a time when I was a kid and she was yelling, screaming, and throwing things, and I said “I love you” in that small timid kid voice and she said

“well I don’t love you right now”

Our relationship was never the same after that and she didn’t even remember that it happened.

(via jellyadult)

perksofbeingalittletwat:

gibbonfan:

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

(via catboy-jfk)